I answer questions all day long. I defy the person that said there is no such thing as a dumb one. This is my effort to simulate a typical day.....just by the questions that I am forced to answer.
Morning:
Kid: Can I eat Doritos for breakfast?
Husband: Did you wash my work clothes?
Kid: Can I eat a Blow Pop for breakfast?
Husband: Are these Kid #1's socks or Kid #2's socks?
Husband: Which shoes am I supposed to put on the kids?
Husband: Where is my wallet?
Husband: Do you know where I put that piece of paper that was in my pocket 3 days ago?
Kid: Can I eat Jello for breakfast?
Kid: Can I wear your lipgloss?
Kid: Can I wear your necklace?
Kid: Can you fix my hair like yours?
Kid: Why do I have to wear this shirt?!
Husband: Do you mind if I work late today?
Kid: Can you paint my nails...right now?
Husband: Where did you put my car keys, that you would have no reason to ever put anywhere if I didn't leave them in the middle of the kitchen table every day when you're setting the table for dinner?
Kid: Can you get the cat out from under my bed?
Co-Worker: Why are you late?
Boss: Did you finish the 30 different pages of paperwork that are due tomorrow, that were given to you yesterday?
Student: Can I call my mom to bring my bookbag to school?
Student: What were we supposed to do for homework again?
Boss: Can you come by my office during the time that you would have gotten to work on that paperwork?
Student: Do you know where my morning work is that was on my desk 5 minutes ago?
Student: We had a project due today?!
Parent: Can you change this grade for no apparent reason other than I'm asking you to?
Parent: Can you excuse my child from homework for football/baseball/soccer/dance/a hangnail?
Secretary: Why isn't your attendance done yet?!
Afternoon:
Boss: Are your lesson plans on your desk?
Boss: Are your report cards ready for printing?
Boss: Are you keeping your doc logs up to date?
Student: Can I go to the nurse for the 6th time today?
Student: I don't understand this test - did we even learn this?!
Student: What time is recess?
Co-Worker: Why do you look tired?
Secretary: Did you know you have 3 meetings tomorrow?
Co-Worker: Did you know we have to stay after school today for a meeting?
Friend: Are you coming to the gym?
Husband: What time will you be done at the gym?
Babysitter: Has Daire ever bitten anyone before?
Night:
Husband: What's for dinner?
Kids: What's for dinner?
Kid: Why can't I dump spaghetti in the floor?!
Kid: Why do I have a blue cup and not a yellow cup?!
Husband: Are you going to give the kids a bath?
Kids: Why do we have to take a bath?
Kids: Why are we not allowed to dump an entire bottle of bubble bath into the tub?
Kid: Why would you be mad that we scooped half the water out of the tub and into the floor?!
Kids: Why do we have to go to bed?
Kids: Why can't we get out of the bed 36 times and play after you tuck us in?
Husband: Did you remember to pay all the bills online?
Husband: This facewash says "morning fresh," can I use it at night?
Husband: How do you feel about us moving to Alaska?
Husband: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Husband: Do you want to watch Discovery channel with me, even though I know you despise every show on this channel?
Husband: Did you go to the grocery store today?
Husband: WHAT did you buy at the grocery store today?!
Husband: Do you think we should build an underground bunker?
Husband: Where is my flashdrive that I keep somewhere different every week, and you never touch?
Husband: Did you pay the babysitter last week?
Husband: Are you waking me up when you get up to run in the morning?
Husband: Do you want to know how they make cardboard boxes?
Husband: Where is my favorite T-shirt that I wear every other day, and is always either in my drawer or the dirty laundry?
Husband: Are you done typing your blog yet?!
Happy Monday!
♥M
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