It never fails that Saturday mornings are mellow and drama free. I imagine that's because the family has exhausted itself with all of the Monday-Friday morning shenanigans. This list is a compilation of true stories...and most of them have happened all on the same day.
Things that will only ever happen while I'm attempting to get ready for work:
*Alternate title: Things that bring me to Jesus in the morning:
1. Pulling a muscle in my hip by tripping over a pile of mega blocks.
2. My toddler insisting that I hold her...while I brush my teeth and put my makeup on.
3. My toddler "helping" me brush my teeth and put my makeup on.
4. My 3 year old laying in the floor (under my feet) and crying for 30 minutes until I finally figure out that she wants a different headband.
5. Sneezing while I'm applying mascara.
6. Having to remove wads of doll hair from my hairbrush before I can use it.
7. The cat knocking over an entire container of crystal light powder. The red kind.
8. My husband leaving for work...with my car keys.
9. Realizing, after I'm completely dressed and ready, that you can see my bra through my yellow shirt.
10. Leaving for work at the last second, realizing I drove home with the gas light on the night before and forgot about it, then while I'm pumping gas, remembering that my laptop is sitting on the kitchen counter.
Sometimes, I really wish I liked coffee. Specifically, the Irish kind.
♥M
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